GET A PRG (Post Rock Girlfriend)!
PRG's come equipped with an elitist music taste and an Ipod full of your favorite post-rock music, like Mono, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Sigur Ros and many more! Unlike most other girlfriends, PRG's will willingly follow you to most post-rock gigs, and best of all, they won't moan about how boring it is! PRG's won't tell you to play her Panic! At the Disco over and over again! PRG's are usually more subdued so if you're not into the party girl, a PRG is definitely the one for you! They appreciate long walks under the post-apocalyptic moonlight, JUST LIKE YOU! And, if you treat her well, you might make love to her to Explosions in the Sky! Now how many girls will let you do that without falling asleep?! Get your PRG now, for this special price tag of $99,999/year!
(Stock may vary according to availability. Right now, we have none).
Hahahaha. Cred till frgt10_4vr (Mewforumet, tss).
posted by man föds inte till kvinna. @ 12:25 PM
3 Comments:
Känns definitivt som ngt för mig. Så du hänger på Mew-forum? Din fanatiker.
Hahahahahaaa. Jag älskar alla humorösa frengers sååå mycket.
Kocken har förresten börjat jobba som diskare på mitt jobb. Det du.
Vi hade haft det sååå roligt, darl. Men det får bli en annan gång.
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